The Face Knife

This May Kill You

Archive for June, 2007

Fido (2007)

My review of the zombie satire Fido (2007) has been posted on The Movie Binge. Do check it out. I’ve referenced American Beauty and Tim Burton as signposts for the mediocrity of this film (which is not to unequivocably praise either of those two entities, particularly the former, which I despise).

Due to a technical hiccup, you’ll have to wait til tomorrow for The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 update featuring Michael Moore’s Sicko. Do come back!

No comments

Sicko (2007)

My review of Michael Moore’s new documentary Sicko has just been posted to The Movie Binge, which you should be visiting anyway, because a lot of very fine and very funny writers including the contributors to the The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007, which as you know is so effing funny, post reviews there. Tell your friends about the Binging.

Tomorrow: Sicko added to the chart (for reals!) and Fido review posted (double for reals!). Come back!

No comments

Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 Update: 6/25

Today we have an utterly fantastic Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 update for the John Cusack vehicle 1408 (not a medieval epic but the story of a haunted hotel room), thanks to Matthew Perpetua and Chris Conroy.

Tomorrow’s chart addition: Sicko. Come back!

No comments

Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 Update: 6/21

The Face Knife Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 has been updated with not one, not two, but three movies. I’ve seen none of these movies, so thanks to Movie Bingers Matthew Perpetua and Erik Bryan. for adding Nancy Drew and F4: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Pirates of the Caribbean, respectively. Thanks for letting me dodge those bullets, guys.

More chart-fantastique next week. Tomorrow on the Movie Binge, my review of Fido

No comments

Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 Update: 6/20

The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 has been updated with the zombie satire Fido. My review of Fido will be published on The Movie Binge on Friday. Watch for it!

N.B. The format of the chart has changed slightly. New films will be added to the beginning of the chart, rather than the end, to avoid unnecessary scrolling.

No comments

Summer Movie Comparison Chart Update

The Face Knife Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 has been updated with La vie en rose, which I believe is about some French person. Thanks again to Kyria Abrahams for the help.

No comments

News Update

The Face Knife Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 was linked from The Guardian Film Blog (scroll down thru all the Eli Roth stuff). More Face Knife content to follow as soon as I start/finish moving apartments, early next week (including reviews of Zoo, Brand Upon the Brain! and more.)

No comments

The Face Knife Returns + Summer Movie Comparison Chart

After a long hiatus, The Face Knife returns, proudly presenting The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007. All your favorite summer blockbusters will be dissected and added to the chart. As of the launch, the chart includes six such worthies: Spider-man 3, Zoo, Brand Upon the Brain!, 28 Weeks Later, Knocked Up, and Day Watch, of which a review of mine can be found at The Movie Binge, a site at which I and a number of other excellent writers will be reviewing every single summer film released this year. Woo-Hah! Expect to see weekly updates of The Face Knife going forward.

No comments