The Face Knife

My review of the zombie satire Fido (2007) has been posted on The Movie Binge. Do check it out. I’ve referenced American Beauty and Tim Burton as signposts for the mediocrity of this film (which is not to unequivocably praise either of those two entities, particularly the former, which I despise).

Due to a technical hiccup, you’ll have to wait til tomorrow for The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007 update featuring Michael Moore’s Sicko. Do come back!

My review of Michael Moore’s new documentary Sicko has just been posted to The Movie Binge, which you should be visiting anyway, because a lot of very fine and very funny writers including the contributors to the The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007, which as you know is so effing funny, post reviews there. Tell your friends about the Binging.

Tomorrow: Sicko added to the chart (for reals!) and Fido review posted (double for reals!). Come back!

After a long hiatus, The Face Knife returns, proudly presenting The Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2007. All your favorite summer blockbusters will be dissected and added to the chart. As of the launch, the chart includes six such worthies: Spider-man 3, Zoo, Brand Upon the Brain!, 28 Weeks Later, Knocked Up, and Day Watch, of which a review of mine can be found at The Movie Binge, a site at which I and a number of other excellent writers will be reviewing every single summer film released this year. Woo-Hah! Expect to see weekly updates of The Face Knife going forward.

Please refer to my exhaustive lab report on Jackass Number Two at The Movie Binge

Please refer to my review of The Black Dahlia over at The Movie Binge.

Please see my review of the Maggie Gyllenhaal vehicle Sherrybaby over on The Movie Binge, where I’ll be contributing weekly until they ask me not to. This site will continue to be updated as soon as I actually finish some drafts I have lying around. Thanks!

Readers looking for recent snarkiness are directed to Fluxblog’s Annual MTV Video Music Awards play-by-play. While I am contractually obliged to keep mum about which bits I contributed, it has to be said: I am one funny motherfucker.

Vince Vaughn and the Dialectics of Cake soon, I promise. Now that I am safely ensconced in my new office, perhaps I can get some writing done.